sarakate

Sarakate or *SK* one of Cheshire's leading ladies offering that elusive combination of decadent humanistic filth.

"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." — Richard P. Feynman

Good afternoon from my tour in Cheltenham. Located at a beautiful private apartment on the edge of Cheltenham town centre..

I am a verified athletic fit, tanned and spirited English girl Reliable as the Haggis on Burns night, a chatterbox like Zebedee and a body as sleek as the Ferrari Roma.

Hand on heart I have never appeared on page three or received an invite to the oval room of the white house.
One of my biggest highlights was modelling for a cheese company playing the milking maiden

""" The original author of the the piece ' How to be an escort' on Wiki how viewed 1.2 million times..""".

October update.
We are slipping and sliding during this month of October and that is before the leaves start falling on the pavements? I am always in deep thought at this time of year the transition from the warmish weather of the summer to Autumn can be quite refreshing but this summer was so awful and Autumn seems to have jumped on us in an instant, a bit like me jumping around on and off here and there , matey.
Tour wise looking forward to getting my hands on the Geordies as have a tour to Tyneside at the beginning of this month, followed by a toff tour of Cheltenham, Range rovers and all with a bit of proud Preston in between the absolute delights of a touring girl, love it , I hope you will join me very soon at a location near you.

***I do not offer a knocking shop like Greggs more of an afternoon tea at Claridge's ***

The proof of any pudding is definitely in the eating, my profile has raked up 162 in depth and totally independent field reports in addition to nearly 2000 feedback reports. Short feedback reports are an important business builder and really appreciated , field reports really show the energy and uniqueness of my profile and meetings with guests.

HOW TO BOOK: I only meet on set days through the week not 24/7 , please refer to the "make a booking" tab below for my meeting hours .

Gents who are members a booking is preferred on the site booking form but only once we have agreed a mutual time, please do not place a random booking.
The booking system gives confidence from both sides that the booking is confirmed and agreed.

Outcalls are strictly to hotels , a 25% deposit is required ,thank you for your understanding.

Non members are always welcome to initially text then follow up with a call for availability on the day, cheers.

PAYMENT FOR TIME GUIDE £ $ E. Good old style 'Cash is King' is always welcome. Being in the digital age bank transfer is also most acceptable, the payment needs to be shown as transferred before you arrive

The rates shown below are fully inclusive and very fair in a world of bonking prices


Here is a short outline of my main experiences on offer but read on for more informed details

GOOD OLD Love making (smooch smooch.)
AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE ( not just with utilising my hands)
BULLET DILDO TRAINING ( Good good good vibrations)
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
DIRTY TALK ( Queens English of course)
FOOT FETISH
KNICKER SNIFFING
LAUGHING always!
LIGHT BDSM(paddle and floggers)
MUTUAL BATHING
OLD SCHOOL SNOGGING
PROSTATE MASSAGE
RIMMING ( the best a man and woman can get)
STRAPON (up the alamo)
TICKLING (hehe)
WATER SPORTS ( not sailing or kayaking)
WRESTLING HOLDS ( they say I am related to giant haystacks!)

*Never any extras to pay unlike Ryanair*

And for the boring small print I do not offer the following.

ANAL PENETRATION nnoooo
BARE BACK (goes without saying)
DEEP FINGERING( finger nails, ouch.)
GAGGING , DEEP THROAT not for me.

SEX IS ALWAYS GREAT, but SEXUAL KINKS are COSMIC ..

⭐️SINGLE OR DOUBLE⭐️ I know what you are thinking? Does she mean one or two or threesome or foursome, well that is part of the equation but not really my point in this paragraph.
We are talking Whisky or is that Whiskey, I reckon the first spelling is correct. For me it must be a single malt, unable to get my taste palate around mixed malt.
I enjoy a tipple from the East coat distilleries , to me they taste more silky and creamy in comparison to the West peaty side whiskys although a strong lung busting West coast peaty dram works wonders for a hot toddy.
I am the proud owner of a couple of barrels from a famous Speyside distillery . Glenmorangie was a first for me recently and very nice it was.
There are other things that tickle the back of my throat if Whisky is not your tipple, read on and find out.

Escorting has played a massive part of my working life, from the city of London that I played around for eight years leading to trips to Switzerland, USA, and the canary island's, that I have visited regularly and had the most fantastic time spending time with my guests.

My Personality is one of laughing and sardonic humour i suppose a bit of a silly Billy with finesse and knowledge about the book of life, Not following the flock and having a profession that is slightly obscured from the norm suits me down to the ground, guess that makes me left field, a role in the film 'brief encounter' was made for me seduction with style.

The next question is am I a red or a blue. The answer is two fold. Red in my heart, blue in my mind, you must be close to working out where i grew up, you know what I mean like! I attended the local comprehensive school and had a normal run of the mill upbringing.
All was to change when I was offered a place at Durham university, In the process of being a poor student in financial terms, I started offering the Geordie men happy ending massage services which very rapidly expanded to a full personal service. After many chip, sausage and gravy dinners I graduated, in fact my degree certificate should have been inscribed 'SK A first in wanking, in fact I gained a masters in Bio mechanics most apt for my chosen profession do you not think?.
Moving on from uni I lectured to under and post graduate medical students, directed a local private health care company and trained as a personal fitno make it my main stay. So with SK think bottoms up with lots of giggles.

The Original author on wiki-how of the piece ' be a professional escort' viewed over one million times, it’s a ‘blow-by-blow account’, on how to get ahead in the ‘Adult’ industry I also blog (here) on AW when my inner muse allows.


I have various looks and attire that I pull off with ease from leather clad biker chic to classy showing a bit milf, just peruse my free gallery at your leisure. All my video clips are taken with real time guests and give a great sense of what could be involved in a meeting.

My private gallery and movie clips are regularly updated, all are real time from visiting Gents just like you and leave nothing to the imagination take a peek if you dare!.

For further authenticity of my services my new private website is available to view, click the link at the lower right hand side of this page.

***And now for some Very recent extracts from feedback reports***

Andy xxx 10/07/24
SK gave my tailpipe a thorough non-stop rimming, together with an introduction to her bullet vibrator and ended with her lips firmly around my throbbing cock.

Swatty 11 11/05/24
What a fantastic time with SK. Great comms, nice apartment, SK is fit, flirty and sexy as hell, did things that I wasn't expecting to do ... so damn sexy!

GREYBEARD 99 24/04/2024
SK is a really beautiful woman in impressive physical shape. Nicely tanned with a figure to die for. Excruciatingly sexy.
Dressed in a tempting cocktail dress, really lived up to pictures.

⭐️ THE 'R' DYNAMIC⭐️

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The 'R' sport, now as much as I could woffle on about this car and in particular the gorgeous sexy F- type of which I posses for weekend fun,I have been told by many a gent that my 'R' thing, the rimming service is like nothing they have ever experienced anywhere. My exploring tongue will enter where the sun does not shine unless you can sunbath whilst doing a handstand? not just a quick lick then turn around, it is a kinky and orgasmic tongue fuck with the occasional suck to really make your heart miss a beat, my tongue swishing at your every bit, i promise you can forget about the F- type 550 bhp turn of speed this will make you explode in the blink of an eye. 101% hygiene is required for this service, the local Dyno rod number can be found in the local press, no excuses on this rule.
what kind of gents turns me on? intellect, modesty and an educated mind are high on the agenda that is definitely a huge attraction. I meet gentlemen who spend time with me that reside as far away as Australia and the USA of course they do not travel specially for me but make a beeline when in town, quite humbling although I am not complacent as you are only as good as yesterday, so Fish and chip entrepreneur or Mr universe are most welcome, think kinky but think exciting with SK.

I understand that each individual has different sexual excitement and this is catered for in bundles. I enjoy having a hot soapy bath together if time allows this is a great way of getting quite steamed up and rather intimate, as is a nude body to body massage with oil, nothing like a soft toned body caressing your every part. Kissing but not sloppy please, love making with lots of eye contact this has to be just the best way of spending time together.

⭐️ THE JAG WITH CREAM.⭐️

I am a total petrol head and really quite sad as i continue to watch top gear on Dave that is Dave the TV station not on top of Dave! must say though the original trio of presenters will always be the best, the race between the Bugatti Veron and the plane from London to France is my favourite episode, always in fits of laughter when May tells Clarkson he does not have a license to fly at night, hilarious. The Jaguar brand is my favourite, my pride owning an F- type V6 380 with four sports exhausts,
Music wise and to relax apart from blowing my ears out with rock or dance music if it makes me feel tingly it makes sense to listen, .Ludovico Einaudi - I Giorni is a piece I relax with a cuppa the music from Spectre is amazing, Best love song has got to be ' Not in love ' by 10 CC.
Hopefully by my pictures you may realise health and fitness are high on my personal agenda, I train nearly everyday including, weight lifting, boxing, fell running and mountain trekking. I have a soft spot for the Clwydian range a great place for fell running, recently I did a tour of Macclesfield one of my regular locations and really enjoyed the East Cheshire peak district.

Afternoon tea is my favourite tipple i just adore fat rascal or Scones from any National trust cafe, cream then jam or Jam then cream? especially at Bettys Harrogate.

I am a bit of a history buff especially the Stuart's and Tudors, what a load of naughty people they were, wife swapping and lots of how's your father here and there, you see it has always been going on and i say may it continue.

⭐️THE MIDDLE WOMAN⭐️

You have probably worked out that at this stage I am a huge fan of 007, fast cars with lots of wittiness although no relation to Chris Witty, I would play with his ears! what whoppers they are., anyhow just love the bit in Spector when 007 is served with a health drink after visiting Dr Swan, takes one look and suggests to the barman , throw it down the toilet cut out the middle man,
This dry humour that I adore is almost as good as pussy Galore introducing herself after Bond wakes up from a knock to the head, gosh that name is good. The new Bond film has been viewed and first thoughts are not very good, it seemed to be all over the place and Bond looked a complete wreck.
So the middle woman what does all that mean? well first I am extremely discreet whilst going around my business, I would like to think that butter would not melt in my mouth, when residing and meeting in a hotel or the beautiful apartments that I ply my trade it is of utmost importance I conduct myself in a business etiquette staying invisible and discreet, think of SK 'as your what you need in life girl' passion, Kink and exploration of new experiences all without the texting and drama that goes with a traditional date the 'middle woman' a totally reliable quantity no guessing at what may or may not occur and certainly much better value then a risky first date. A purring smile, a cheeky wink, and naughty thoughts, plus you get what you want at the end with a cuppa and cake thrown in, who said you cannot have your cake and eat it? well it may be just a chocolate finger.

⭐️ FLOG AND TICKLE⭐️.

I sometimes think these two very different sensations are my most enjoyable to receive and to give they come very close to the R sport sensation.
I have always had a thing for flogging I do possess a brand new tasselled flogger that I use for stimulation of pain and pleasure. In my vast experience of being a guest dom at various London clubs I can use this tool to stimulate in various ways , a nice loud slick crackle or a gentle stroke around various parts, you choose.
The tickle, now that is something for those who know me is an absolute mind blowing delight for me to receive and give if you are brave enough. nails digging sharply into my soles making my erogenous zone go into wild screams of sexual excitement. A bit of biting here and there , and a gentle kiss of the feet to calm me down, lets not forget toe sucking to drive us both wild, if you have never tried the flog and tickle you are in for the best treat ever I promise.


My view is all about those who search and wait, the best is always found. A bit like the that summer holiday to Majorca, arriving at the airport, the plane ride out, unpacking the suitcase and the leap into the blue cool med, FABULOUS.