About Me
HOW TO BOOK ME -
THIS IS THE *ONLY* WAY: SAME DAY BOOKINGS ONLY. CASH ONLY, ON ARRIVAL PLEASE. NO EXTRAS.
1 CHECK MY AVAILABILITY: SEE #5. PLEASE NOTE I AM **NEVER** AVAILABLE BETWEEN 10PM AND 9AM!
2 TEXT ME - PLEASE DO *NOT* CALL OR EMAIL. IF MY PHONE NUMBER IS NOT DISPLAYED PLEASE DISREGARD MY AVAILABILITY AND DO NOT CONTACT ME.
3 LOCATION - OAKDALE, BH15 QUITE NEAR THE CROSS ROADS BY THE PARK.
4 PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT TIME, WHERE (INCALL/ OUTCALL + YOUR/ HOTEL POSTCODE IF APPLICABLE) AND THE LENGTH OF THE BOOKING YOU'D LIKE
5 AVAILABILITY: THE STATED HOURS BELOW APPLY WHETHER MY PROFILE IS SHOWING "AVAILABLE TODAY " OR NOT. I DO NOT USE THE 'WORKING HOURS' TAB TO SHOW MY AVAILABILITY - PLEASE SEE NUMBER 5
I LIST FUTURE AVAILABILITY TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHEN I MAY BE AVAILABLE, HOWEVER YOU SHOULD CHECK IT ON THE DAY YOU WANT TO SEE ME AS IT OFTEN CHANGES, HENCE THE SAME DAY ONLY BOOKINGS
INCALLS: NONE UNTIL APRIL - WHEN I KNOW MY DAILY AVAILABILITY I WILL PUT IT HERE:)
OUTCALLS ONLY
6 NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO YOUR TEXTS?
EITHER YOU HAVE ASKED FOR TIMES I'M CLEARLY NOT AVAILABLE ACCORDING TO #5...... YOU'VE ASKED QUESTIONS CLEARLY ANSWERED ON THIS PAGE ... OR I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE YOU. I'M NOT OBLIGED TO SEE YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M ADVERTISING. PLEASE ACCEPT THAT YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE AND MOVE ON.
7 I DO NOT DO CAR MEETS - I'M NOT A TEENAGER!
8 MY MINIMUM NOTICE IS 45 MINUTES TO ENSURE MY CLEANLINESS - PLEASE SHOW ME THE SAME RESPECT. SORRY, I DO NOT OFFER SHOWER FACILITIES ALTHOUGH YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HAVE A QUICK FRESHEN-UP.
9 MY PREFERENCE IS FOR THOSE UNDER 50, THE OLDER GUY JUST DOESN'T APPEAL AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THIS AS I AM HUMAN TOO AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY.
10 THE "CONTACT ME" SECTION SHOULD BE DISREGARDED OTHER THAN MY CONTACT NUMBER . THIS IS FOR SAME DAY BOOKING TEXTS ONLY, NOT CALLS - I CANT CHANGE THIS TO MY OWN PREFERENCES.