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A ditty for Easter Well now, we’ve rounded up a whole herd of bunnyrabbits here, and they’re loaded up with that chocolaty chocolate - O' yay all those Easter piggies, all a-wretchin' and a -spewin up, 'cause they've gorged their bellies full of cho- O- latte- delights- Woe betide those bunnies alrighty Cuz these Pigs sure ain't lookin' too good! The lesson of the story here, is this: if you wind up -as fat as barrels and covered in acne pimples it is entirely of your own doin!

꧁ No little lady in sight here!— Only a Statuesque woman standing tall at 5 foot 8 (without her boots on!)- who strides with a confidence that puts her head and shoulders above the rest, quite literally!꧁

● Playfulness is ingrained in the DNA of all Men, which is why they make wonderful house pets for women (depending on their level of training- of course!

● So! are you prepared to make some real, unfiltered memories that are full of naughtiness? As for me, I am completely prepared & enthusiastic! Plus, you should be aware that I'm a multi talented woman with enhanced versatility- Indeed! It will be just like having your very own real-life  'Willy Wonka' ( but without the willy, I'm afraid Gentlemen) Ok so I understand that this might seem incredibly boring & inconvenient for you, given the current  trend among O' so many gentlemen  who seemingly nowadays desire women with willies, thus, I extend my sincerest apologies for my lack of masculine traits; - but, it is what it is... however-, I sincerely hope that my humble feminine physique will suffice for 'at least' - a few' gentlemen out there (Fingers crossed)

- Protocols for Booking ꧁*NOTE All meetings are contingent upon screening; I do not engage with anyone without this process. My phone number is deliberately NOT advertised; so you must first contact me via email. Subsequently, you should be ready for a preliminary phone conversation to explore your needs. If you are unable to do that, then I regret to inform you that I will not be able to accommodate. Additionally, please be advised that I am NOT operating a 24hr Knocking shop  type of establishment, thus, it is a requirement to give a minimum of at least 2 hours' notice. Please Note that - I do not idly laze around all day in jazzy Underpants waiting for YOU to get in touch. I am not inclined to entertain those who presume I am perpetually readily accessible for their sudden whimsy delights of fancy. Please Bear in mind that I am a discerning Courtesan who always remains vigilant about 'who' she entertains and will not lower her high standards of professionalism to hob-nob with 'the inadequate'. If you're seeking a whore who is willing to provide floor quality services at a cheaper reduced rate (then bleedin' Goodluck to Ya!) However! I regret to inform you that if you had any expectations of finding Poor floor quality here- then you'd be sorely mistaken- because, right here Gentlemen you get a Top Bird who delivers tip top of the crop services Thanks for your time & have a nice day!

At last ! 'YOU have finally arrived at the perfect querencia. A domain of veiled verities, a hallowed location where dark secrets are unearthed and guarded. As the architect of your fate, I create the narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks...'

My aim is to 'acknowledge and utilise perverse vulnerability, striking tension, where the sacred and the profane coexist....it also serves as a reminder that life isn’t all about rainbows and butterflies; but, sometimes rain clouds...

Intro A serious diverse proposition for the discerning… Are you perhaps seeking a diversion to enhance and expand a proclivity of unprecedented heights in the alternative realm? if so, You've come to the right place if you're seeking- Decadence - The Forbidden- and the downright Scandalous (of course, what else would you expect from 'me?') After all, I'm not your quotidian company... ꧁The Courtesan For now almost two decades my life has revolved around the adult entertainment Industry where I've gained experience like a stamp collector with their hobby - all except, instead of rare stamps, I own a library of the most intriguing anecdotes that would make even the most worldly wise folks out there blush...Although I would be lying if I said that there aren't occasions when I ask "why what and where...," I can honestly say that I never tire of what I do here. Additionally, being exposed to the public domain does have its pros and cons...( & not always for the best reasons!) Furthermore, dealing with fellas daily can get excessively tedious at times, which is very much like trying to bargain with a load of monkeys; nevertheless! That's an integral aspect of the overall picture and is to be expected. Apart from that You could say that I'm a bit of a chameleon & ''Jack of all trades,'' although I wouldn't claim to be the master of any one thing. My philosophy is simple; 'why be a master of one thing in particular when you can be a charming delightful disaster in so many others? The Myth will always be subject to change as I am the type of Individual who from time to time will disappear off the radar, but then will suddenly ride back into town with a 'whole new persona' which is entirely attributable to my incredibly vivid imagination (OR for what others might call in 'The art of daydreaming!')

I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem ꧁

" You've made your bed now lie in it " George Herbert- 1640