desi-derata

Incalls

Newcastle incalls at a City Centre hotel of over two hours can be organised in advance for clients I've seen before and AdultWork members with recent positive escorting feedback on my 'outcall availability' days. At present, I'm not doing incall days in the North East outside of these.

Outcalls

As my tour days tend to get quite busy, I only do outcalls within a five-mile radius during them.

Outside those days, I’m happy to visit you across the UK! Minimum booking times will apply according to distance, please get in touch with your location to see where you fit into those - I'm based in Newcastle and as a rule of thumb the booking should be longer than the round trip. If booking outside of Durham, Newcastle or Sunderland, I will ask you to purchase my train tickets for me to confirm the booking, the fee will be subtracted from the overall balance.

I offer a variety of screening methods for outcalls, these include:
• Being an established client
• Having 5+ positive AdultWork feedback over the last couple of years
• Proof of stay for hotel visits (both a forwarded email reservation and a room number and surname upon check-in)
• Proof of address for home visits (usually the name and address section of a paper bill sent via email)

I have plenty of positive feedback going back a decade and have no interest in your personal information beyond the scope of my safety. I will not pass this on to anyone else, and all correspondence with sensitive details will be deleted immediately.

Social dates and overnights

I offer social dates at a 50% rate. You can mix and match this with the normal rate depending on how long you want us to be hanging out, and how much you want to be spent intimately. We can chat over dinner, grab cocktails, hit the pub for a match… or we could even cook together at yours!

Overnights are 12 hour blocks (19.00-07.00, 20.00-08.00, etc) that should involve a bit of time for dinner and sleep - I'll trust your judgment for how this plays out on the night :) these are outcall only.

Tours

I return to London every month or two and intend to include a couple of incall days in these trips. Over the next year, I’m going to try to revisit my old touring haunts in Birmingham, Leeds, Liverpool, Bristol, Cardiff, Nottingham, Glasgow, Edinburgh and Brighton. I may potentially end up on weekend fly-by tours of Gloucester, York, and Manchester over the 24-25 season.

London
18th-23rd November outcall availability London and surroundings (currently taking prebookings)
24th November Tower Hill incalls 16.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
25-26th November Tower Hill incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
27th November Tower Hill incalls 10.00-14.00 (currently taking prebookings)
28th November outcall availability London and surroundings (currently taking prebookings)

Bristol
17th December City Centre incalls 17.30-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
18-19th December City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
20th December City Centre incalls 10.00-11.00 (prebookings only)

GFE

I’m incredibly tactile, GFE is very much my forte. I’m passionate and giving, I want to see how you respond to me, and what makes you tick.

Things I like
• Being fingered
• Cum in mouth/swallow
• Cum on body
• Deep throat
• Edging
• Eye contact
• Facials (last booking/outcall only)
• FFM threesomes (or more!)
• Having my neck/upper back kissed
• Kissing
• Mutual masturbation
• Oral on me
• Oral on you (with or without condoms)
• Penetrative sex (protected, always)
• Rimming on you (if you shower in-booking :))
• Tenderness/stroking
• Titwanks

I refuse to fake orgasms; mutual masturbation, oral sex, a consistent and gentle finger on the clit, or me using my toy on myself while I go down on you should get me off :)

Kink

My sexuality has been evolving over the last few years, I’ve started to grow frustrated with how rigid and austere elements of BDSM culture are. I adore the adrenaline rush of spanking and impact play but dislike the rigidity of submissive and dominant roles outside of roleplays. I want to be playful without having to fit into a brat mould. I want to laugh, kiss, and play with your hair while you hurt me... and appreciate that these are all lovely and non-mutually exclusive things.

My kink bookings tend to feel more like an extension of a GFE booking, rather than its own discrete thing. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy roleplaying, if you have something in mind let’s talk about it - there are some taboos I don’t engage in, but there’s no harm in asking :)

Things I like
• Being called names
• Caning (Charged at an additional £10 per six strikes; I've lost too many canes to overstuffed suitcases so you'll have to bring your own!)
• Impact play on me (whips, crops, paddles, whatever you have to hand…)
• Roleplay (I travel light, so outfit requests need to be made in advance)
• Spanking on me
• Taking orders
• Violet wands (I don’t have one of my own; I’d be delighted to use yours!)
• Watersports on me (below the neck only)
• Watersports on you

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself;
You are of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here."
Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

Years ago, I read an interview with Kim Cattrall in the Guardian that led with a quote; ‘I don’t want to be in a situation for even an hour where I’m not enjoying myself’ and it stuck with me. I want that for all of us. I know your life probably contains its (un)fair amount of stress and exhaustion; what I want to offer you is an oasis of fun, empathy, and enduring good memories. I aspire to be warm-hearted and kind to others, and I don’t see the unconventional way we’ll be meeting as any reason to diverge from that.

Outside of escorting I love good films, food, and drink. You can talk non-league football (let's compare FPL teams!), lifting/macros, and breweries with me, or Wong Kar-wai’s back catalogue and the breakdown of British civil liberties. My educational background is in the social sciences. Expect a southern accent, I’m told it’s far less grating than other Durham alumni.

I’m more of a girl-next-door than full glam, my approach to make-up and my personal style is more about accentuating what I already have rather than completely changing it; approachable and unenhanced: big brown eyes, naturally plump lips and a playful smile. My figure is lush and feminine, illustrated with (tasteful, I hope!) religious and cultural tattoos. I have dark shiny hair, thick thighs, and a grabbable butt. I love Honey Birdette and Agent Provocateur (let’s forget that Mike Ashley owns it…) lingerie, and you can expect me in pretty florals or a cute summer dress for outcalls.